End of 2nd week.

Second week is over! Sigh. It's pretty fast isn't it? Hope you guys are coping well and enjoying the new year. lol.

A nice funny pic for you all.

The Evolution of Shark Intelligence...



That was pretty nice wasn't it? hahaha.

The Story of the Bats

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered with blood.

The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave.

Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."

Stupid jokes. haha. Okay, last one.

A Blind Man in a Store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

HAHAHA. Alrighty. No more. Enjoy the weekends! (If you can.)

elysia.

Written @ 3:21:00 AM ·