always together.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Jokes

From the courtesy of Deborah. These are basically one liner jokes. Okay, fine. The website called them "quotes". But yeah. Think about them!

#1 Why is "abbrieviation" such a long word?

#2 Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill.

#3 All men are idiots, I married their king.

#4 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

#5 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

#6 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

#7 I think -- therefore I am single.

#8 In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

#9 I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better.

#10 She got the ring, and I got the finger.

#11 They may put me in prison, but they cannot stop my face from breaking out.

#12 I keep forgetting I forgot about you.

#13 The bandage was wound around the wound.

#14 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

#15 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

#16 Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

#17 Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

#18 Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.

#19 You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

#20 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Had fun reading? haha.
Alrighty, that's enough for one day. (:

Elysia.
P.S. I think more people said chalet than outing. So what's the deal now?

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Blonde Painter

Blonde Painter

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said:

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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I really wonder how dumb blondes can get. haha. Anyway, Chalet or outing??

Elysia.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Class Tee Settled!

YAYYY!!!

Our class tee is finally settled. Those who ordered had gotten the tees! WHOOHOOO.
Okay, I'm being real nice. hahaha. Those who are having considerations whether you want the tee now, can tell me k. Tell me in school or sms me or call me or email me. Whatever. I can try getting the tees for you guys/girls. (:

Anyway, DR LOO like to express her thanks to those who chipped in and paid for her tee. haha. That refers to the 18 of you (including me of course, haha) that paid for Mr Heng & Ms Loo. Heh. Well, this was what she smsed me:
"Tx for gvg me one :) thank all 4 me!"

Obviously the "one" refers to the tee. haha. So thank all of you! (:

That's about it. And tomorrow is the day! Wahahaha. We're all going to wear it to sch tmr! Then can show off our cool apple green tee. LOL. Enjoy the tee!

P.S. Anybody keen for class chalet? Class chalet will be decided upon response.
Elysia.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

DONE!

BOOYAH!

We've gotten the class tees! In fact, it's ordered and made and you're getting them tomorrow! YAY! haha. Anyway, it's apple green in colour in case you people don't know. But I have to say the design on the back is slightly different. Cos the watermark you guys see on the com has a gradient. Then if print gradient, it'll be even more expensive. So it's slightly different. I'm so sorry.

Well, but it's quite nice on the overall. At least to me. haha. See for yourself tomorrow lah! Then you can say whether nice or not. haha. OKAY! Tomorrow then.

Ximin, Catherine, pls pay the $20 k. Thanks. (:

CHEERS!
Elysia.


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Saturday, July 28, 2007 Jokes From the courtesy of Deborah. These are basically one liner jokes. Okay, fine. The website called them "quotes". But yeah. Think about them! #1 Why is "abbrieviation" such a long word? #2 Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill. #3 All men are idiots, I married their king. #4 I took an IQ test and the results were negative. #5 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #6 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. #7 I think -- therefore I am single. #8 In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. #9 I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better. #10 She got the ring, and I got the finger. #11 They may put me in prison, but they cannot stop my face from breaking out. #12 I keep forgetting I forgot about you. #13 The bandage was wound around the wound. #14 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. #15 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. #16 Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. #17 Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. #18 Your knees buckle, and your belt won't. #19 You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. #20 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Had fun reading? haha. Alrighty, that's enough for one day. (: Elysia. P.S. I think more people said chalet than outing. So what's the deal now? Written @ 10:59:00 PM · Saturday, July 21, 2007 Blonde Painter Blonde Painter This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said: FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. ---------------------------------------------------------- I really wonder how dumb blondes can get. haha. Anyway, Chalet or outing?? Elysia. Written @ 4:46:00 PM · Thursday, July 12, 2007 Class Tee Settled! YAYYY!!! Our class tee is finally settled. Those who ordered had gotten the tees! WHOOHOOO. Okay, I'm being real nice. hahaha. Those who are having considerations whether you want the tee now, can tell me k. Tell me in school or sms me or call me or email me. Whatever. I can try getting the tees for you guys/girls. (: Anyway, DR LOO like to express her thanks to those who chipped in and paid for her tee. haha. That refers to the 18 of you (including me of course, haha) that paid for Mr Heng & Ms Loo. Heh. Well, this was what she smsed me: "Tx for gvg me one :) thank all 4 me!" Obviously the "one" refers to the tee. haha. So thank all of you! (: That's about it. And tomorrow is the day! Wahahaha. We're all going to wear it to sch tmr! Then can show off our cool apple green tee. LOL. Enjoy the tee! P.S. Anybody keen for class chalet? Class chalet will be decided upon response. Elysia. Written @ 9:23:00 PM · Wednesday, July 11, 2007 DONE! BOOYAH! We've gotten the class tees! In fact, it's ordered and made and you're getting them tomorrow! YAY! haha. Anyway, it's apple green in colour in case you people don't know. But I have to say the design on the back is slightly different. Cos the watermark you guys see on the com has a gradient. Then if print gradient, it'll be even more expensive. So it's slightly different. I'm so sorry. Well, but it's quite nice on the overall. At least to me. haha. See for yourself tomorrow lah! Then you can say whether nice or not. haha. OKAY! Tomorrow then. Ximin, Catherine, pls pay the $20 k. Thanks. (: CHEERS! Elysia. Written @ 10:46:00 PM ·