Jokes

From the courtesy of Deborah. These are basically one liner jokes. Okay, fine. The website called them "quotes". But yeah. Think about them!

#1 Why is "abbrieviation" such a long word?

#2 Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill.

#3 All men are idiots, I married their king.

#4 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

#5 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

#6 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

#7 I think -- therefore I am single.

#8 In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

#9 I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better.

#10 She got the ring, and I got the finger.

#11 They may put me in prison, but they cannot stop my face from breaking out.

#12 I keep forgetting I forgot about you.

#13 The bandage was wound around the wound.

#14 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

#15 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

#16 Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

#17 Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

#18 Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.

#19 You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

#20 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Had fun reading? haha.
Alrighty, that's enough for one day. (:

Elysia.
P.S. I think more people said chalet than outing. So what's the deal now?

Written @ 10:59:00 PM ·