always together.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Jokes

Catherine requested for more jokes. haha. I shall attempt to put up a joke once every week or something. Anyway, before we go into the Joke of the Day, how's everybody? Attachment will soon be over! Well, it is sad news but we have to face it. haha. When attachment ends, everybody will be mugging, going for lectures, doing tutorials etc. No more time to slack. So take care everybody! Don't overwork!

Now, for the joke... Well, I wouldn't really call this a joke. But do read it, at least for some interesting thought. Some things said about women are so wrong! haha.

"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN"

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

********************

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

*********************

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

********************

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

********************

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

********************

CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.

********************

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

********************

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

********************

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change... but she does.

********************

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man may put on shoes for weddings and funerals.

********************

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

********************

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

********************

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

********************

Okay, that was the end of it. Pretty interesting don't you think?


ONEAOHSIX The Best Class Ever! Mr Heng Swee Kiang Ms Allison Loo Ang Mian Bock Su Ting Cherie Cai Xi Min Chua Angeline Eadelin Y. Dizon Fiona Tan Min Fang Heng Yan Ting Hong Cheng Feng Lau Xiao Ling Catherine Lee Kai Yin Ong Wei Xi Elysia Sim Wan Ting Deborah Tan Ee Lyn Tay Xiu Yu Wah Rou Lin Claris Wu Ya Han Yeo Jia Wen Cheong Yi Heng Lance Ng Wei Quan Loke Jia Wei Lum Xian Jun Nathaniel Sherman Tan Xian Loong Shimon Seng Hong Jie Tan Mingke Kirk Tong Haowen Joel × Our Friendster × agroupofprincesses × angeline × angmian × bock&cat × catherine × deborah × eadelin × eelyn × elysia × fiona × jiawei × jiawen × kaiyin × lance × nathaniel × shimon × yanting × yiheng × TA 1C06 × TA 1D06 × TA 1F06 × February 2006 × March 2006 × April 2006 × May 2006 × June 2006 × July 2006 × August 2006 × September 2006 × October 2006 × November 2006 × December 2006 × January 2007 × February 2007 × April 2007 × May 2007 × June 2007 × July 2007 × August 2007 × September 2007 × October 2007 × November 2007 × December 2007 × January 2008 × February 2008 × March 2008 × April 2008 × July 2008 × September 2008 × October 2008 × November 2008 × December 2008 × January 2009 × March 2009 × May 2009 × June 2009 × July 2009 × February 2010 × Attachment × BBQ@Simei Green × BBQ × Confirm × Dates × IT'S OUT!!! × NO MORE ALOHA × People Going?? × Chalet Problems × ALOHA Bituwin - template Google Image Search - image Edited with Adobe Photoshop.	Wednesday, January 30, 2008 Jokes Catherine requested for more jokes. haha. I shall attempt to put up a joke once every week or something. Anyway, before we go into the Joke of the Day, how's everybody? Attachment will soon be over! Well, it is sad news but we have to face it. haha. When attachment ends, everybody will be mugging, going for lectures, doing tutorials etc. No more time to slack. So take care everybody! Don't overwork! Now, for the joke... Well, I wouldn't really call this a joke. But do read it, at least for some interesting thought. Some things said about women are so wrong! haha. "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN" If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. ****************** EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. ***************** MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. **************** BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. **************** ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. **************** CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats. **************** FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. **************** SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. **************** MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change... but she does. **************** DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man may put on shoes for weddings and funerals. **************** NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. **************** OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. **************** THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ****************** Okay, that was the end of it. Pretty interesting don't you think? Written @ 8:49:00 AM ·