March Holidays!

MARCH HOLS ARE HERE!

Okay, so it isn't exactly a holiday holiday. But well, at least we don't need to go to school. haha. So enjoy while you can, play hard! Well, study hard too. lol. Alrighty. Have fun this hols!

Smarter Blonde

A blonde thought if she dyed her hair brown she would become smarter. Whilst driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked him, "If I guess how many sheep you have will you let me have one?" The man said "Sure." Well she looked over and over and said 73. He said "Wow you're good." So the blonde claimed her prize. While walking her back to the car, the man said, "If I guess your hair colour, can you give me my dog back?"

Out of Jail

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail." So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.

"I got 17 people to get off drugs," says the first guy. "Wow, how'd you do that?" asks the judge. "I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs."

"Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs." "Wow. How'd you do that?" asked the judge. "Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison..."

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Okay, the second joke was pretty sick. lol. So yeah. Enjoy the hols! (:

Written @ 1:14:00 PM ·